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- By J.H 2/8/87
- Story3
-
-
- Scene: Sunset in the midst of great, towering apartment buildings, where,
- blind to all around, sits our hero, Milo Laslo. Tendrils of smoke
- lightly play around in the still air, making grotesques pictures
- that seem to almost be real.
-
- Music: Cool jaz
-
- Scene: Milo sits and waits for any indication that his clients wife is
- having an affair. It's a dirty job, and he doesn't want to be doing it.
-
- Milo:(Thinking to himself) But what the hell. I'am getting paid for it....
-
- Scene: Laslo slowly scopes out each apartment window hoping to catch a glimps
- of Jannet Rose, wife of Mr. Thorny Rose who owns most of the flower
- shops in the New York City area.
-
- Milo: Ah! There she is! She is wearing a tight fitting jumpsuit and shes
- jumping around!
-
- Scene: There right before his eyes, is Mrs. Jannet Rose preforming an
- aerobic exercise with a class of 25 jummping behind her...
-
- Milo: Oh Hell. She's hasn't been having an affair. I think Mr. Rose is just
- looking for an excuse to devours his wife, but kinda beating around
- the bush....
-
- Scene: Slowly Milo retreats back to his hot rod( Ed Note. A Gremlin ) and
- coolly drives in the direction of his New York City office, just one
- of many around the world.(Ed Note. None of which Milo owns)
-
- Scene: Title....
-
- Title: Milo Laslo, P.I(Kind of reminds you of Adam 12)
-
- Commercial: Burma Shave!
-
- Scene: Milo Laslo, P.I sitting behind a desk piled high with requests of his
- services.
-
- Milo:(Yawning) Oh when am I going to have time to get through all this
- paperwork?
-
- Scene: Just then a large, burly man kicks the door down.
-
- Milo: All you had to do was knock!
-
- Man: Mr. Milo, I here you're lookin for a partner....
-
- Milo: Yeah. Boy, news sure does travel fast in this town...
-
- Man: Well then, let me introduce myself. My name is Grear Savage, P.I.
- and I would like to work for you.
-
- Milo: Do you like Roses?
-
- Grear: Why yes.... what does that have to do with me getting this job?
-
- Milo: Because your first job will be telling Mr. Thorny Rose that his
- wife is NOT having an affair.
-
- Music: Da-Na!
-
- Grear: Why? Won't he be happy?
-
- Milo: Something tells me he won't..
-
- Music: DA-NA!!
-
- Grear: Where is that music coming from?
-
- Music: DDAA-NNAA!!!!!
-
- Milo: Oh God! Here we go again!
-
- (Ed Note. Refer back to storys 1 & 2 for the meaning of that last remark.)
-
- Music: DA DA DA DA NA NA NA NA!! !! !! !!
-
- Grear: Why did you ask me if I like roses?
-
- Music: DDDDDAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
- Milo: Now cut that out!
-
- Grear: Well?
-
- Milo: What? Oh. Sorry. Because your libel to get a face full of roses when
- you break it to him!
-
- Music: DDDAA NA!! !! NA ! ! ! DAAA NA! ! ! DA NA!
-
- Grear: Why?
-
- Milo: Look up 40 lines...
-
- Grear: Wow! Beating around the bush! Thats funny!
-
- Milo: Yes, I liked it...
-
- Grear: Well when do I start?
-
- Scene: Just then a brick flies through a window in Milo's office and lands
- atop the largest pile of papers on his desk....
-
- Grear: Oh my God! What is it!
-
- Milo: Either it's a paper weight, or it's a message!
-
- Grear: Well, aren't you gonning to read it?!?
-
- Milo: No, its probably a death threat or something...
-
- Grear: And that doesn't scare you?
-
- Milo: Not when you get them as often as I do!!!
-
- Scene: Suddenly 50 bricks come sailing in!
-
- Milo: See what I mean!
-
- Grear: Uh... I think I'll be leaving now.....
-
- Milo: Wait! Come back! This is how I built my first house!
-
- Will Grear Savage stay and work for Milo Laslo?
- Will Thorny Rose ever find out about his wife??
- Will Jannet Rose become another Jane Fonda???
-
- Tune in next file for the answer to these and other questions in....
-
- Milo Laslo, P.I (Much like Barny Miller, but without Fishe)
-
- Scene: Credits
-
- Casting: Jonny AppleSeed
-
- Directing: Mike Ortho
-
- Costumes: Jonna Bark
-
- Story: Don "Green Thumb" Johnson
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- Written by: J.H
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